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My name is Frances Rose Agnes Napper aka SmileyRose. I am a friendly and fun loving individual. I like meeting new/old friends. Although I love being with friends, I also enjoy my own space from time to time. I have a number of hobbies. I enjoy taking photographs, going to the theatre, travel (visiting new and exciting places), reading, films and listening to music. I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I particularly enjoy it when we all get together. I was a full-time mother for both of my daughters and I did not go back to work until they both reached primary school age. The UK has a lot to offer because there are so many picturesque places to visit. I particularly enjoy the British countryside. My home town was in Stamford, Lincolnshire although I am currently living in Peterborough. My Father was a serving member of the RAF. I'd consider myself well travelled from a very early age (6 months old). Divorced - for 10yrs. Currently single. I am interested in meeting nice folk only. :) Star sign - Leo the Lion. Birthday -July 29th. That's me in a nutshell. :)

Thursday, August 04, 2011

How To Be Mind Reader

One day an amateur magician was visiting a fair. Over to one side was a small tent, with a sign that said 'For 10 pounds I'll teach you to be a mind reader! - Apply within.'

So the magician thought that he'd give it a go, and if all went well he could impress his fellow magicians at the next club meeting.

So he went inside, and sat behind a small table was an old man, who looked up as he entered and said, 'Ah, you must be here for the mind reading lessons.'

'Er, yes,' said the magician.

'Well, follow me, and I'll give you your first lesson.'

Then the old man goes out the back of the tent and comes back with a hose. 'Here, hold this hose,' he said.

'Why?' said the magician, looking quite puzzled.

'It's part of the lesson,' replies the old man, 'Now, look in the end and tell me what you see.'

So the magician looks into the end of the hose, and only sees darkness. 'I don't see anything,' he tells the old man.

Just then the old man turns on a tap, and the hose shoots water into the magicians's face.

'I just knew you'd do something like that.' the magician shouted.

'There. You are now a mind reader!' the old man replies, 'That'll be 10 pounds please!'

SmileyRose x

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