Saturday, November 26, 2011

Whilst Shopping At Harrods.....

A friend sent me this joke today. :)

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a diamond bracelet and she walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she f*rts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops, and prays that a sales person was not anywhere nearby.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well! ;)

As cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with "Good Day Madame. How may we help you?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident' she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam - if you f*arted just looking at it you are going to poop yourself when I tell you the price.;)

SmileyRose x

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