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My name is Frances Rose Agnes Napper aka SmileyRose. I am a friendly and fun loving individual. I like meeting new/old friends. Although I love being with friends, I also enjoy my own space from time to time. I have a number of hobbies. I enjoy taking photographs, going to the theatre, travel (visiting new and exciting places), reading, films and listening to music. I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I particularly enjoy it when we all get together. I was a full-time mother for both of my daughters and I did not go back to work until they both reached primary school age. The UK has a lot to offer because there are so many picturesque places to visit. I particularly enjoy the British countryside. My home town was in Stamford, Lincolnshire although I am currently living in Peterborough. My Father was a serving member of the RAF. I'd consider myself well travelled from a very early age (6 months old). Divorced - for 10yrs. Currently single. I am interested in meeting nice folk only. :) Star sign - Leo the Lion. Birthday -July 29th. That's me in a nutshell. :)

Saturday, November 26, 2011

Whilst Shopping At Harrods.....

A friend sent me this joke today. :)

A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a diamond bracelet and she walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she f*rts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops, and prays that a sales person was not anywhere nearby.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Good looking as well! ;)

As cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with "Good Day Madame. How may we help you?"

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident' she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"

He answers, "Madam - if you f*arted just looking at it you are going to poop yourself when I tell you the price.;)


SmileyRose x

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