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My name is Frances Rose Agnes Napper aka SmileyRose. I am a friendly and fun loving individual. I like meeting new/old friends. Although I love being with friends, I also enjoy my own space from time to time. I have a number of hobbies. I enjoy taking photographs, going to the theatre, travel (visiting new and exciting places), reading, films and listening to music. I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I particularly enjoy it when we all get together. I was a full-time mother for both of my daughters and I did not go back to work until they both reached primary school age. The UK has a lot to offer because there are so many picturesque places to visit. I particularly enjoy the British countryside. My home town was in Stamford, Lincolnshire although I am currently living in Peterborough. My Father was a serving member of the RAF. I'd consider myself well travelled from a very early age (6 months old). Divorced - for 10yrs. Currently single. I am interested in meeting nice folk only. :) Star sign - Leo the Lion. Birthday -July 29th. That's me in a nutshell. :)

Sunday, March 04, 2012

Ageing Scot

Well it's joke time!  Thanks to my friend Mal for sending me this joke today....it's funny! ;)

A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman.' 
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, on centre stage,  was a table with three walnuts on it. 
Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.
Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!
The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd. 

Ten years later the salesman visited the same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus and the same sign 'Don't Miss Derek The Amazing Scotsman.' 
He couldn't believe the old guy was still alive, much less still doing his act! 
He bought a ticket. 
Again, the centre ring was illuminated. 
This time, however, instead of walnuts, three coconuts were placed on the table.
The Scotsman stood before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the coconuts with three swings of his amazing willy. 
The crowd went wild!
Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting with him after the show. 
'You're incredible!' he told the Scotsman. 'But I have to know something...you're older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?' 
'Well laddie,' said the Scot, 'Ma eyes ar nae whit they used tae be.'  :)

SmileyRose x

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