Sunday, February 17, 2013

F*arting On An Aircraft -- Better Out Than In Pilots!!!! ;o)

Apparently gastroenterologists are encouraging pilots to 'let rip' during flight journeys particularly as it could 'affect the pilots abilities to control the aeroplane.' 

For helping mask the stench they recommend everything from odour-absorbing blankets and seat cushions to custom-made underwear..In an 'extreme' measure, passengers could also wear rubber pants complete with a vapour-collecting air whatever next? ;o)

So the next time you see a woman looking cozy underneath her blanket during a flight....just beware because she may have f*arted! ;)

Additional findings:

  • The Average person breaks wind about 10 times a day
  • Women's smell worse than men's ...(I do not believe that one for one second!)
  • No evidence that one sex farts more than the other
  • Strengthening the pelvic ring would make release more silent

  • SmileyRose x

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