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My name is Frances Rose Agnes Napper aka SmileyRose. I am a friendly and fun loving individual. I like meeting new/old friends. Although I love being with friends, I also enjoy my own space from time to time. I have a number of hobbies. I enjoy taking photographs, going to the theatre, travel (visiting new and exciting places), reading, films and listening to music. I enjoy spending time with my family and friends. I particularly enjoy it when we all get together. I was a full-time mother for both of my daughters and I did not go back to work until they both reached primary school age. The UK has a lot to offer because there are so many picturesque places to visit. I particularly enjoy the British countryside. My home town was in Stamford, Lincolnshire although I am currently living in Peterborough. My Father was a serving member of the RAF. I'd consider myself well travelled from a very early age (6 months old). Divorced - for 10yrs. Currently single. I am interested in meeting nice folk only. :) Star sign - Leo the Lion. Birthday -July 29th. That's me in a nutshell. :)

Sunday, February 17, 2013

F*arting On An Aircraft -- Better Out Than In Pilots!!!! ;o)

Apparently gastroenterologists are encouraging pilots to 'let rip' during flight journeys particularly as it could 'affect the pilots abilities to control the aeroplane.' 

For helping mask the stench they recommend everything from odour-absorbing blankets and seat cushions to custom-made underwear..In an 'extreme' measure, passengers could also wear rubber pants complete with a vapour-collecting air bag......lol whatever next? ;o)

So the next time you see a woman looking cozy underneath her blanket during a flight....just beware because she may have f*arted! ;)

Additional findings:

  • The Average person breaks wind about 10 times a day
  • Women's smell worse than men's ...(I do not believe that one for one second!)
  • No evidence that one sex farts more than the other
  • Strengthening the pelvic ring would make release more silent


  • SmileyRose x

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